With the onset of winter (though it doesn’t feel like it) and the prospect of winter reading, it is time to announce this year’s Annual Hamilton Public Library Book of Lists:
§ Most Borrowed Book: Knot in my Lifetime—Best Bondage Knots by Master Spartacus.
§ Most Borrowed Autobiography: Buggered if I do, Buggered if I don’t—A Waikato Life by A Cow.
§ Most Stolen Book: How to Live Life on the Cheap in Hamilton.
§ Thinnest Book: The Wit and Wisdom of Hamilton Mayors.
§ Thickest Book: God Help Me—Religious Writings of Hamilton Mayors.
§ Best Council Publication: Doing it by The Book—The Bible and its Role in the District Plan.
§ Best Academic DVD: Country Calendar—The Classic Years.
§ Most Borrowed History DVD: The Best of Fred Dagg.
§ Most Borrowed Movie: Spartacus.
§ Best Academic Publication: Straight Furrow.
§ Most Borrowed Fiction: Hamilton, A Great Place to Live by Jacinta Shakk.
§ Most Borrowed Non-Fiction: Buggered if I do, Buggered if I don’t.
§ Least Borrowed (Equal First): A Life on the Edge—Living in the Shadow of Auckland and The Fryday Bound Edition.
§ Most Borrowed by Females: How to Become a Hairdresser.
§ Most Borrowed by Males: Buggered if I do, Buggered if I don’t.
§ Most Borrowed Music Book: Your Banjo—How to Play It, How to Duel With It.
§ Most Borrowed DIY: Clan-Derstine—How to build a Home Clan Lab.
§ Most Borrowed Gardening Book: Going to Pot by Anonymous.
§ Most Borrowed Self-Improvement Book: Auckland Street Maps.
§ Most Borrowed CD: Gotta Get Out of This Place—The Animals.
§ Most Borrowed Fashion Book: Fluff and Fiddle—Cross-Dressing on a Budget.
§ Most Borrowed Cookbook: Hamilton KFC Locations.
§ Best Feel Good Book: Leaving Ngaruawahia by Wally Stott.
§ Best Sequel: If a Sheep’s Your Thing by the author of Buggered if I do, Buggered if I don’t.
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