Friday, July 14, 2017

Carry on Doctor


Man Fryday is going through a difficult time at the moment. I am in perpetual pain from what is thought to be a prolapsed disc (or two) in my back. In communicating this to you I am not soliciting sympathy—though such would be gratefully received. No, I want to talk about the New Zealand medical fraternity. So far, this back condition has required the aid and involvement of one doctor, two charge nurses, one orthopedic surgeon, his PA, two hospital registrars, three nurses, one MRI technician, her receptionist, and one hospital. With the exception of someone not mentioned on the foregoing list, the entire medical team has treated me with compassion, understanding and skill; the exception needs not concern us…now. The skill factor is important, and the man who manifests it most is my doctor. He is a friend, but I don’t think that is relevant to the point I wish to make, or I believe a motivating factor for him. Fact is, he is a bloody good doctor. And one of the ways he shows it is a willingness to change the game plan. If one set of medication—mainly pain relief—doesn’t work, he doesn’t persist. He switches. On one occasion and after receiving an urgent call from me, he even did it from his own sick-bed—phoning in a new prescription. Similarly, Tauranga Hospital and its Accident & Emergency staff: I admitted myself to A&E when the pain got too much to bear. Not a query, implicit or explicit, asked of me whether a bad back constituted an accident or an emergency. It didn’t matter. They just got on with the job professionally and expertly. My orthopedic surgeon I have met only twice (once informally) and asked him for only two things to this point. Both he accomplished within 24 hours and one he changed without complaint when I had to change my game-plan.
The point is, and I know you were patiently waiting for the patient to come to it, there is good and bad in every profession and fraternity. That is the nature of the human element. And there some professions that are adept at dehumanising their approach—local councils are often an example; the Green Party is another. But from my experience the medical fraternity well and truly lands on the good side. My medical team (sounds grandiose, doesn’t it?) are doing a brilliant job. I want to acknowledge that. One of them, the MRI technician, for some reason still obscure to me said I was fantastic. To her and to the rest of the team; right back at ya.

Friday, July 7, 2017

As Cecil C. Sackrider Sees It: the gift that keeps on giving.


Dear Brothers and Sisters in Christ

As you know, this Sunday’s service is truly blessed, God be praised. 
It is the annual “fleecing” service in which God gives each of us in His flock, exclusive to our Church, the enriched opportunity to give thanks for his Grace.
Sister Bobby-Jo and I will be conducting our usual healing service and the merchandising stand will be as usual fully stocked with God’s Gifts.
But this will be the day of all days when God gives you the opportunity to glorify His grace with your additional gifting.
What will you give? Double? Triple? Quadruple your usual tithe? The decision is yours. The only question God asks of you is how much of His blessing you wish to receive. Last year, as you will remember, Brother Jimmy B. Talbert found favor in God with his gifting of $100,000. Within months his IRS investigation simply disappeared—thanks be to God.
Of course, Sister Bobby-Jo and I know that not all of us can afford to be as generous as Brother Jimmy. Not all of us own Montgomery’s only Buick dealership and largest range of pre-loved cars (“ticket price is just the start”). But all of us need God’s grace. More so now than ever. Evil is upon the world. Some of you know that there is a place called Europe. They have turned from God and evil is happening there. It is a sickness, a sinfulness, a plague, a time of tribulation and trial, the beginning of the Rapture.
Yet with God’s grace and your generosity this Sunday (checks, money orders, cash accepted) Montgomery and our great nation of Christians will be protected from this.
It is in our hands. God has given us this gift. It is now for us to give to Him. To give with grace, to give in Jesus’s name, to give all you can, all you have.
It is God’s will.
The Fleecing Service. This Sunday. Don’t miss it. Admission is free.

Yours in Christ

Pastor Cecil and Sister Bobby-Jo Sackrider.

  • For a list of God’s Gifts, as delivered personally by God to Cecil C. Sackrider (handwriting verified), send a check or money order (minimum US$99.99) to the Cecil C. Sackrider Ministry 1069E West 35 Street Montgomery Alabama United States of America, Zip Code 666.  Checks should be made out to CASH (Congregation Against Satan’s Handiwork). All donations over US$50,000 go into the draw to win a three-day family pass to the Cecil C. Sackrider Theme Park. Offer available only to American Christians.

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