Many Sheeps in the world

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Democratic Republic of Wogistan (Inc.)

Office of the Foreign Secretary

123 Bruce Springsteen Boulevard (third door on right). Telephone: 125.

 

 

 

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern

Prime Minister of New Zealand, where sheeps are

Parliament House

In New Zealand

 

Dear Prime Minister Jacinda

 

Our Presidente for life Yoseph Flagrantie send you fragrant greetings from the Peoples of Democratic Republic of Wogistan.

Our Presidente grate admirer of you. He likes how you rule nation of sheeps. We are a nation of sheeps. You are on the world stage for that. Our Presidente want to be on stage with you, but we are poor economy so yous and Presidente needs to share bedroom.  Bring gay boyfriend if you afford him to come. Presidente bring his sheeps so he comes.

Youse then compare notes on how to rule nations of sheeps. Presidente believes you has your sheeps under control and he would like to learn from you.

Wogistan also got troublesum peoples. Is answer to do what you do, treat them like sheeps? If so, maybe we kills two sheeps with one stone? That works for him—Wogistan got no bullets left.

Let’s get stoned together.

Please reply quickly. Country’s air traffic controler back from holiday next Monday. Will open airport then.

 

Sincerely

 

Yoseph xxx

Yoseph Wankerstan

Foreign Secretary The Democratic Republic of Wogistan (Inc.)

Proprietor Spartacus Male Gym and Bathhouse.