Trump--The God Dialogues

Trump Annex

Office of The President of the United States of America.

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500, USA

Telephone: You’re Crazy, right? Twitter: #millionsofpeopleloveme.

2/7/2019

Dear God

I look good, very very good. And all the fake media who said I could never look presidential have got to eat their fake worrds.

Did you see my State of the Union Address? I am told that it was the greatest State of the Union Address ever. Millions watched it and I got a standing ovation that lasted a lot longer than any State of the Union address in the history of our great country.

Did you see all those women in white who gave me the longest ovation of all? I expect a lot from women but didn’t expect that!  Unless I have them in bed, they are usually about as expressive as Mike Pence’s face.

Did you see Mike Pence—God, I LOOK GOOD.

Donald J. Trump

Best President of the United States of America.

PS: Have you opened that Twitter account yet. You really should—reach a lot lot more people that way.