Friday, May 6, 2016

When Whetu calls: Trumpo! My man!

Trumpo! My man!
Kia ora Bro.
Awesome congrats on being elected President.
We fellas reckon youse got what it takes to be a bro, specially for a white fella
Youse sees whats wrong with Earth an youse sees ways to fix it.
That’s awesome.
So, me and the bros got an offer for you.
An offer that as that other fella said you can’t refuse…to.
We make you Paramount Chief of Ngati Parrie
That makes you the man!!!!
You get to lead all the stuff.
You get the first choice of kai.
You get the best toke.
Room of your own.
Everything you not get as President. ‘Cept maybe the toke.
All it takes is a bit of koha.
One million dollars sound alright to you?
Cash is good.
Let us know know when you can make it.
I’ll tell the man on the gate to watch out for you.

Kia ora,
Whetu Sullivan
Paremoremo.
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