Media Release: Team Fryday

MEDIA RELEASE TEAM FRYDAY. I am going to tell you straight. Contrary to the vicious unsubstantiated rumours going on out there, Fryday doesn’t do drugs and is not on any performance enhancing substances of any kind. Those spreading those rumours are nothing but losers, washed-up writers whose use-by dates are so old they is written in Latin and have now resorted to slagging off Fryday to get a few more final headlines. Fryday is a hard-working writer. He doesn’t need drugs. He’s done the hard yards, got the street cred. He’s drunk more whiskey than all of youse have had mother’s milk. He’s fought more bouts with writer’s block than you have had pedicures. He’s seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas seven times and understood it by the third time! He have learnt grammer and he knows how to spel. My number 1 priority and I am going to give this to you straight is to give Fryday the recognition he deserves—not hard mate when you consider that everybody he’s up against including probably you are s***heads and cretins. Who’s got the belt mate? Ask yourself that—who’s got the belt? Authorised by: Khoder Nasser Business Manager Teams Fryday and SBW. Word Count: 188 words—No I didn’t promise you 300 words!!!!!That's bullshit!!!!!!