Hone he could do it

HE: Hello Mother
ME: Hello Whetu.
HE: You’ve moved.
ME: You’re good.
HE: Cause of me?
ME: I do nothing cause—because of you.
HE: I let the bros know.
ME: Thanks.
HE: Looks after youse they will.
ME: Thanks.
HE: Hello Mother.
ME: Yeah, I know. Hone?
HE: Cool eh?
ME: Not really. He’s just a raciest pig. And not that mature either. I would have thought better of youse Whetu.
HE: Hone’s the man.
ME: Whatever.
HE: Youse mothers been raping our land for centuries and any bro that suck up to youse mothers is nothing but an Uncle Dick.
ME: Tom.
HE: What?
ME: Tom. Uncle Tom.
HE: Who he?
ME: Doesn’t matter.
HE: Whatever. Hone’s the man.
ME: Look I got to go.
HE: You met his wife?
ME: Hone’s?
HE: Yes.
ME: Yes.
HE: Choice eh?
ME: Very.
HE: Spend a week in Paris with her and have you mothers to pay for it…
ME: I guess.
HE: Hone’s the MAN!


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