Friday, October 29, 2021

Many Sheeps in the world


 

 

 


 

 

 

The Democratic Republic of Wogistan (Inc.)

Office of the Foreign Secretary

123 Bruce Springsteen Boulevard (third door on right). Telephone: 125.

 

 

 

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern

Prime Minister of New Zealand, where sheeps are

Parliament House

In New Zealand

 

Dear Prime Minister Jacinda

 

Our Presidente for life Yoseph Flagrantie send you fragrant greetings from the Peoples of Democratic Republic of Wogistan.

Our Presidente grate admirer of you. He likes how you rule nation of sheeps. We are a nation of sheeps. You are on the world stage for that. Our Presidente want to be on stage with you, but we are poor economy so yous and Presidente needs to share bedroom.  Bring gay boyfriend if you afford him to come. Presidente bring his sheeps so he comes.

Youse then compare notes on how to rule nations of sheeps. Presidente believes you has your sheeps under control and he would like to learn from you.

Wogistan also got troublesum peoples. Is answer to do what you do, treat them like sheeps? If so, maybe we kills two sheeps with one stone? That works for him—Wogistan got no bullets left.

Let’s get stoned together.

Please reply quickly. Country’s air traffic controler back from holiday next Monday. Will open airport then.

 

Sincerely

 

Yoseph xxx

Yoseph Wankerstan

Foreign Secretary The Democratic Republic of Wogistan (Inc.)

Proprietor Spartacus Male Gym and Bathhouse.

 

Thursday, October 21, 2021

Hard Labour

 

 

Hard Labour

 

If you are part of the current Labour Government and saturated with power you don’t know what to do with, you could be forgiven for thinking every day is Labour Day.

Ego and immaturity play games like that.

If you live in Auckland, and in the 11th week of lockdown, you can be forgiven for thinking that Labour has had its day and it is time to move on.

Of course, there is only one Labour Day, and that is next Monday, extending the weekend by one day.

Sadly, for you in Auckland and to a lesser extent the rest of us in New Zealand, it will be a hard Labour Day. Variable restrictions on movement and gatherings  still apply, the spectres of non-compliance and illegal cross-border travel will increase, and the tourism and hospitality sectors will continue to stagnate, despite this so-called and erstwhile “holiday”.

It used to be a great day, the first after the winter and the harbinger of summer.

It was when we planted tomatoes.

It also used to be a celebration of the eight-hour working day, though this is largely forgotten, as is the actuality of a working day for many in our community.

But a celebration it was and will be again. And it is one we New Zealanders can be justly proud.

New Zealand was among the first countries in the world to adopt the eight-hour day and it was instigated by a Wellington builder called Samuel Parnell. For those of you reading this on the blog, that is the dude up top with the enviable sideburns.

In 1840, local shipping agent George Hunter commissioned Parnell to build him a new store.

Parnell accepted the commission but added a proviso.

These reportedly are his exact words:

“But I must make this condition… that on the job the hours shall only be eight for the day… There are twenty-four hours per day given us; eight of these should be for work, eight for sleep, and the remaining eight for recreation and in which for me to do what little things they want for themselves.”

Hunter replied that in London, workers were expected to be on site for 6am.

“We’re not in London,” replied Parnell.

That truism saw the instigation of the eight-hour working day, which we celebrate on Monday. It became official in 1899.

And so, we have a holiday on Monday, thanks to Mr Parnell. How much of a holiday in lockdown will depend on what we make of it. To make the best of it will require ingenuity and imagination. The good news is that is exactly what we are good at—being imaginative, innovative, being ourselves, not what the government wants us to be.

Enjoy the holiday, make it your own.

Friday, October 15, 2021

Where Helen Clark Lite is the only salvation.


 

We have a problem.

It is not Covid. It is not the prospect of economic meltdown. Nor is it that the McDonald’s horrendous “Monopoly” commercial with its creepy front figure is back.

It is that Jacinda Ardern—Helen Clark Lite—has lost it. 

The current signs are that she, the government she leads/controls, and their collective Covid response are spiralling downward out of control. Unlinked community cases are growing daily in terms of numbers and areas, vaccination and testing rates among Maori are the lowest of any ethnic community in New Zealand, and there is a failure to acknowledge—let alone, accept—that there is a gang element at play here putting the rest of us at risk.

And on that last point, it literally comes close to home for me. For those who don’t live in New Zealand and may not know, two sex workers, both with Covid, used forged papers to illegally cross police checkpoints to travel from Auckland to Northland. It’s known that they were travelling through Northland over several days, but because they are being “uncooperative” when questioned, little is known about where exactly they went and whom they engaged with. It is widely alleged they have gang connections—something the prime minister initially denied but has since gone strangely silent about.

Despite the prime minister’s reticence, the evidence of gang connections is compelling and for the prime minister to deny that, or even not to entertain the idea, is deeply concerning and does raise the suspicion she is not being wholly truthful—that her too-hard basket is becoming increasingly full.

But let’s get back to the link between Jacinda Ardern and Helen Clark. It’s been widely reported that Ardern has a huge amount of respect for Clark and considers her something of a mentor. Nothing wrong with that. Nor is it wrong that she may want to follow in Clark’s footsteps and stride the world stage in some capacity—probably a post with the United Nations.

But here is why I don’t think that is going to happen.

First, she is not Helen Clark. I was never a great admirer of Clark, but I knew she had gravitas and a fierce intellect. She is not the most charismatic person I have met, and I have met her several times, including being on the wharf with her the day the Rainbow Warrior was bombed, but she had presence and used that effectively without resorting to photo-ops. There is no superficiality about her, but there was a decisiveness that guaranteed this country of ours a clear direction.

Jacinda Ardern has none of that—offers none of that. Instead, we have someone who leads a shoddy, incompetent government that is almost entirely dependent on the superficiality of her television presence and the ministrations of a compliant heavily funded media to survive. Add to that last point, an equally incompetent Opposition.

I know some of you will disagree with that assessment. I can’t change that. But I do invite you to answer one question: In the four years of Ardern’s coalition and then Labour Government what has she successfully achieved? I said successfully. The Covid response? Initially commendable but turning to custard after the failure of elimination. Mental Health? Child Poverty? Affordable Housing? Homeless? The Health Sector? Policing? No significant achievements there.

What about her response to the Mosque Shootings and White Island?

Those last two only beg a second question: What did she do then that would be different to the response of any other prime minister in the same circumstances? You don't know. I don’t know. We’ll never know.

What I do know is that some serious questions are being asked about her competence, her credibility, her motivations, and her transparency and I have yet to see that, to this extent, in more than 49 years involved with politics.

And not just here in New Zealand. She is losing traction overseas where the media are railing against her and her perceived lack of policy and flexibility to handle the ever-evolving Delta pandemic.

Bloomberg once rated us the best country in the world in terms of our Covid response. In September 21 this year we were 38th and in freefall.

Jacinda Ardern is not the person we hoped she would be. She could have been. She could have been our second Helen Clark, a true statesperson, rather than a lite version trailing in Clark’s shadow.

It’s a shame really. It was a shame that we didn’t give her three more years in Opposition to hone her leadership skills, to get her frontbench up to speed and eject those who were never going to make it.

But that didn’t happen and despite a wish not to be pessimistic I think we are about to see the consequences of that.

 

Friday, October 1, 2021

The (Un)Kindness of Strangers

 

It is unforgivable what New Zealanders are doing to New Zealanders now.

The ill-conceived, cumbersome, and intransigent MIQ Lottery System is leaving thousands of New Zealanders overseas unable to return home, and confronted by the debacle of a totally inadequate quota system.

We have, effectively and, in the government’s case, inefficiently, abandoned these people.

The Government will point to what in their view is a fact—that we are living in an unprecedented time. We’re not. We have faced pandemics before: Spanish Flu in 1918, SARS from 2002 to 2004, Avian Flu between 2013 and 2017 and ongoing cholera. In none of these cases, did the then governments close our borders stranding our people on the other side of them.

As a further rationale for their actions, or inactions, the Government tells us that the lack of MIQ facilities is a direct consequence of our inability to staff them. Their hands are tied.
Again, not the full story. It’s been almost two years since covid reached our shores and almost from the outset, there were calls for the Government to build a dedicated MIQ facility staffed by dedicated staff in a relatively compact, safe, and secure environment. Instead, we still have a hodgepodge of facilities which amount to little more than cattle pens, with staff spread thin throughout the country and struggling to cope.

The system has failed those people overseas. Yet the Government’s sticking to it, trying to explain and rationalise it and showing a grim and cruel determination to keep it going.

Regardless.

What it (the Government) is not doing is changing it, let alone apologising for it. 

 

Then there is the case of Winston and Rae Wallace. Stuff reported their plight earlier this week.

Mr & Mrs Wallace are stranded in Australia. They went there in mid-April, when travel was allowed, to help their daughter, who they say was desperate for support in these difficult times.

They could not return before trans-Tasman travel closed in July but hoped to return on October 29.

Their flights were then cancelled, leaving them stranded and unable to get space in a managed isolation and MIQ facility.

And now comes the point. Under the law, a person is entitled to the first 26 weeks of their normal rate of superannuation while overseas, provided they return to New Zealand within 30 weeks.

The Wallaces have been told their payments will be suspended on October 22 and, if they cannot return by November 11, they may have to repay six months’ worth of their pensions – estimated to be between $13,000 and $14,000.

In other words, they have the potential to be penalised severly for the failures of this government and MIQ.

I have a friend in a similar situation, though he is not yet overseas, but would like to do so for compassionate reasons.
When he wrote to the Ministry of Social Welfare seeking clarification on the pension situation, he received a reply which stated in part:

“I can advise that people who leave New Zealand after lockdown started on 26 March 2020 would not meet the criterion of being an unforeseen circumstance. This is because COVID- 19 and the effects on travel are widely known and accepted; therefore, it is reasonable to foresee that there could be issues returning to New Zealand.”

Again, really?

What my friend is being told is the Government expected us to know back in March 2020 that MIQ would be totally inadequate and there would be no compassion or flexibility offered.

Many months ago, the Prime Minister went on television and told us to be kind.

She didn’t need to.

It is my belief that, at least until recently, New Zealanders are inherently kind. It is who we are.

The only people not being kind, it seems, is the government she leads.

They are strangers to us.

This is not who we are.

 

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