The Democratic Republic of Wogistan (Inc.)
Office of the Foreign Secretary
123 Bruce Springsteen Boulevard (third door on right). Telephone: 125.
Presidente Donald J. Trump
Presidente of United States of Americas
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington DC 20500
United States of Americas.
Dear Presidente Donald
Our Presidente for life Yoseph Flagrantie send you fragrant greetings from the Peoples of Democratic Republic of Wogistan.
Presidente will make visit to United States of Americas to discuss global warming issues. Peoples of Wogistan very cold and there is not enough sheeps to go around. Presidente feel sorry for peoples. He thinks of them as family and manys are. Presidente wants to supply thems with America heaters. Present Russian one not worthy. You supply.
Presidente want STATE WELCOMES like you give presidente Macron. Our Presidente more important. He eat Macrons. But no kisses on lips. Presidentes will shake hands, but not hold hands—that not menly thing to do.
You send Airforce One and Two—Presidente not travel with sheeps.
Sincerely
Yoseph xxx
Yoseph Wankerstan
Foreign Secretary The Democratic Republic of Wogistan (Inc.)
Proprietor Spartacus Male Gym and Bathhouse.
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