Trump to God #4

Trump Annex

Office of The President of the United States of America.

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500, USA

Telephone: You’re Crazy, right? Twitter: #millionsofpeopleloveme.

Dear God

I understand you had problems with your disciples, or as I prefer to call them Apprentices.

What was that bad one? That evil hombre? Judas? What a loser! I would have fired him! Strait away! Out the door! You leak—you seek! You discuss my business to the criminal media, you’re out of here. Out the door. That’s how it goes in business, God.

But your not in business are you? At least not good at it. Like those guys I see representing you on late night TV. What commission are you paying them??? How much of the deal are you getting? God, you have got a lot to learn. Burn the Bible—you’ll learn more from the Art if the Deal. I wrote that you know. It’s great!!!! A tremendous book!!! Sold more books than yours did!!

You know, I kind of think that I could get on side with you. But I think of the people you got around you. Kept with you. Peter. Peter? Your Executive Assistant? He’s a fisherman, for godsake!!!! Fishermen don’t look good in mini-skirts! Take my word for it. I know! You should have hired Ivanka!

Thomas? He doubted you from the start! Why didn’t you just fire him????

Jared—that’s a good Jewish name. My son-in-law. Doing better than your son. I leave it to you to work that out.

So, what do we learn? We get rid of the bad hombres. We hire them then we fire them. That’s how you succeed. You hire someone who is more tremendous than the last one. Then do it again. That’s how you build a team. You can do that when you are like me. You get to be President of the United States of America. You get to hire people. You get to fire people. It makes you tremendous!!

You can still get there God. Call me.

Donald J. Trump

President of the United States of America.