The Democratic Republic of Wogistan (Inc.)
Office of the Foreign Secretary
123 Bruce Springsteen
Boulevard (third door on right). Telephone: 125.
Presidente Donald J. Trump
Presidente of United States of Americas
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington DC 20500
United States of Americas.
Dear Presidente Donald
Greetings from the Peoples of Democratic Republic of
Wogistan.
Our National Intelligenge Service, he says you are about to
resign.
Our xalted leader, Presidente Yoseph Flagrantlie (God give him
long life and much children), redy to step-in and take your place. He
already has second job as a masseur at my bathhouse, but he say he can do that
job at any fleshpot in Washington.
You make redy White House. Presedente want it blue. He not
want your wife. Presidente bring own wives and sheep. You leave daughter.
Presidente is like you—does not need staff neither.
Presidente will arrive next Tuesday after lunch.
You send Airforce One and food for sheep.
Sincerely
Yoseph xxx
Yoseph Wankerstan
Foreign Secretary The Democratic Republic of Wogistan (Inc.)
Proprietor Spartacus Male Gym and Bathhouse.
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