As Cecil C. Sackrider Sees It: Laieth with the lambs

As we were lying in bed after last night’s consummation, Billy-Jo and I were talking about women’s role in the world. We are enlightened people—God be praised—we believe that women have a role. But it is troubling. Billy-Jo, so sweet and innocent, barely out of her teens and often barely, is confused, as I know that many young women whom I administer too are. For years women have held to the belief that Our Lord God’s edict is that their role is to revere men. No other role before that, after God, saith the Scriptures. And man shall come only after God. And man shall come often. Is the Scripture’s instruction to women. It is God’s word, women’s role. So ordained. Yet it is God’s will a woman shall be President, with domain over man. How can this be so, Billy-Jo asks, her eyes glistening in that way Satan tests me each night in the candle light. How can it be that a woman should be subjected to such a sin of pecuniary that she would forego her role to man and God and embrace naked ambition, she asks of me. I say unto her, in a most loving way, to think not of naked ambition. Not yet. Too soon. A minute more. And pecuniary is not the word she is looking for. So sweet. So innocent. But she is right to question. Has God turned His back on America? Or is Hillary Clinton His gift to America? I say unto Billy-Jo that it is the latter. For if it is not to be Hillary Clinton, it is to be Donald Trump—the demon’s bastard child. Cursed be the Profit. God shall have no demigod before Him. So he has sent us Hillary Clinton. Who is no god at all. Just a woman. And by placing before us a woman, God has reminded us of the strength of subservience. Obedience to His will. As he gave us his Son, he now gives us a woman—not to serve, but as a servant. And we will be a supplicant not to her but to God. For it is God saying to man, reminding man, through this woman, that man should devote himself only to the devotion of God and women the devotion of man. So it written. And Billy-Jo sees the light, under that candle-light. And shows her devotion.

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