The Democratic Republic of Wogistan (Inc.)
Office of the Foreign Secretary
123
Bruce Springsteen Boulevard (third door on right). Telephone: 125.
Captaino Richy Mcaw
New Zeland Rugby All Blacks Team
At New Zeland
Dear Capitano Richy
The Democratic Republic of Wogistans
peoples send warm greeting to you esteemed capitano of mighty All Blacks rugby
team.
We much like rugby in our country. Our big
team is Kraconuts. Kraconuts captained by esteemed President Yoseph
Flaglantelie, who play all positions, win last fourty national contest in a
(front hah hah) row. He 86. Now retire.
We offer you position now you to old for
mighty All blacks. In Wogistan you not be Capitano, you be GENERAL! You bring
Dan Carter with you, he not have to cart anything in Wogistan. You boths get
free membership of Spartacus Male Gym and Bathouse.
You much like rugby in Wogistan. All
players get own boots.
Come now. Do not take to long. You get old. Wogistan gives yous last chance
for yous to win World’s Cup.
With sincere facilitations,
Yoseph xxx
Yoseph Wankerstan
Foreign Secretary The Democratic Republic
of Wogistan (Inc.)
Proprietor Spartacus Male Gym and Bathouse.
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