Letters from Wogistan: Dear Richy

The Democratic Republic of Wogistan (Inc.)

Office of the Foreign Secretary

123 Bruce Springsteen Boulevard (third door on right). Telephone: 125.

Captaino Richy Mcaw

New Zeland Rugby All Blacks Team

At New Zeland

Dear Capitano Richy

The Democratic Republic of Wogistans peoples send warm greeting to you esteemed capitano of mighty All Blacks rugby team.

We much like rugby in our country. Our big team is Kraconuts. Kraconuts captained by esteemed President Yoseph Flaglantelie, who play all positions, win last fourty national contest in a (front hah hah) row. He 86. Now retire.

We offer you position now you to old for mighty All blacks. In Wogistan you not be Capitano, you be GENERAL! You bring Dan Carter with you, he not have to cart anything in Wogistan. You boths get free membership of Spartacus Male Gym and Bathouse.

You much like rugby in Wogistan. All players get own boots.

Come now. Do not take to long.  You get old. Wogistan gives yous last chance for yous to win World’s Cup.

With sincere facilitations,

Yoseph xxx

Yoseph Wankerstan

Foreign Secretary The Democratic Republic of Wogistan (Inc.)

Proprietor Spartacus Male Gym and Bathouse.