As Cecil C. Sackrider Sees It: A Brush with Bush

The prospect of another Bush in the White House may not be universally welcome. However, George W. Bush’s younger brother, John Ellis (Jeb) Bush, has announced that he will “actively explore” a bid for the White house in 2016; and, as Fryday’s Alabama correspondent, Reverend Cecil C. Sackrider, sees it, you can never brush off a Bush bid. Reverend Sackrider:

Opinions on the presidency of George W. Bush are divided, even today. Some, such as myself and the great majority of enlightened Americans, consider him one of the greatest Presidents of our time, and a great American. Others, such as my ministry’s former finance director, and my former head of television broadcasts, believe we could have done better. To that group, I say you are wrong—for in questioning George W. Bush’s contribution to the Presidency, to our great nation and to the world, you are questioning God’s. President Bush was and is a man who walks shoulder to shoulder with God, and who has the ear of God—there are only a few of us who can say that. As much as God learned from President Bush (the President’s Letters to God are a revelation, in fact a book of revelations), President Bush would readily admit I believe that he learned from God, and was the instrument of God’s plan and will for the world. It is through misty and moist eyes that we of the True Faith remember those receding halcyon days when our great nation was ruled by God and a Bush in the White House. The days before the darkness. Many of us—most of us—pray for a return to those days. Our prayers may be answered. We have the welcome news, God be praised, that George’s younger brother Jeb is contemplating putting his name forward for the 2016 Presidential Election. The Bush name is not without power and influence among the enlightened, and in this news and in His name we have further evidence God is set to return to the White House. Pray, my fellow Americans, that it comes to fruition. It is God’s will and God’s way that we be blest with a Bush.

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