The Democratic Republic of Wogistan (Inc.)
Office of the Foreign Secretary
123
Bruce Springsteen Boulevard (third door on right). Telephone: 125.
Greetings and fellations
The peoples of Democratic Republic of
Wogistan sends Christmas greetings to peoples of Democratic Republic of New
Zealand, specially Prime Minister Aron Gilmore.
We not celebrate Christmas because
it not birthday of our exalted leader Presidente Yoseph Flagrantlie (God give him
long life and much children) but we put
special showing of much admired film of New Zealand seenery Lord of Rings on
countries cinema if projector fixed. This replace Australian film Crocodile
Dundee which has finished its showings.
I also make special offer of no extra for extras at my
bathouse for all New Zealand persons who wants Christmas treat not named Colin
Craig.
I now go to see film.
With sincere facilitations,
Yoseph xxx
Yoseph Wankerstan
Foreign Secretary The Democratic Republic
of Wogistan (Inc.)
Proprietor Spartacus Male Gym and Bathouse.
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