Friday, October 4, 2013

Letter to Larry









The Democratic Republic of Wogistan (Inc.)
Office of the Foreign Secretary
123 Bruce Springsteen Boulevard (third door on right). Telephone: 125.


Mr Lary Allison
Oracles Boat Builders
San Francisco
United States of America

Dear Mr Allison

The Democratic Republic of Wogistans peoples send warm congratulations to Mr Allison and his peoples as to winnings of Americas Cup against New Zealand. We not like New Zealand. They to big for their boats and do not replies to letters.

The Wogistan navy now stands ready to take cup.  Flagship Presidente Yoseh Flagrantlie very big boat and very fast. Third oarman was in Olympics. When put sail up go even faster. Comes with own starting gun. You no match for Wogistan Navy.  Your James Sputall not match for Captain Presidente Yoseh Flaglantelie (all grace to He on high).

We send navy when hole repaired. Please send moneys to make happen.

With sincere facilitations,
Yoseph xxx
Yoseph Wankerstan
Foreign Secretary The Democratic Republic of Wogistan (Inc.)
Proprietor Spartacus Male Gym and Bathouse.


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