The Democratic Republic of Wogistan (Inc.)
Office of the Foreign Secretary
123
Bruce Springsteen Boulevard (third door on right). Telephone: 125.
Mr Lary Allison
Oracles Boat Builders
San Francisco
United States of America
Dear Mr Allison
The Democratic Republic of Wogistans
peoples send warm congratulations to Mr Allison and his peoples as to winnings
of Americas Cup against New Zealand. We not like New Zealand. They to big for
their boats and do not replies to letters.
The Wogistan navy now stands ready to take
cup. Flagship Presidente Yoseh
Flagrantlie very big boat and very fast. Third oarman was in Olympics. When put
sail up go even faster. Comes with own starting gun. You no match for Wogistan
Navy. Your James Sputall not match for Captain
Presidente Yoseh Flaglantelie (all grace to He on high).
We send navy when hole repaired. Please
send moneys to make happen.
With sincere facilitations,
Yoseph xxx
Yoseph Wankerstan
Foreign Secretary The Democratic Republic
of Wogistan (Inc.)
Proprietor Spartacus Male Gym and Bathouse.
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