As Cecil C. Sackrider sees it, brethren, in
Donald Trump God has visited upon us His greatest gift since Genesis: the gift
of fear, the gift of revelation, the gift of jubilation, the gift of
celebration, the gift of God’s eternal love. Donald Trump is all these and
more. For, in him, God has gifted us the spectacle of the Last Judgement, The
Blood Moon Prophecy, Armageddon, the End of the World, The Rapture. These were
my thoughts, my prayers, as Billy-Jo and I lay in bed last evening, after her
nightly anointing, watching the televised debate between Mr Trump and Mrs
Clinton. I saw it right there in the full righteous splendour of the 80-inch
screen kindly provided by Brother Nathan, of Nathan’s Appliances (1145 South 26th).
I saw God at His most majestic and beneficent best—showing unbelievers the
glimpse of the hell that is their inevitable destination if they do not return
to the righteous path to God. And so I say unto you, brethren, do not look upon
the debate as an equitable contest of two persons locked in a gladiatorial
duel. Rather, look upon it, look upon the dark visage of Donald Trump rather
than that of the wronged woman, and see upon it what Satan will unleash upon
all those who spurn the love of the one true God. For know this, Donald Trump
is God’s gift and Satan’s spawn. America be fearful. Be loved. Be afraid. And
thus I did say to Billy-Jo. Billy-Jo looked upon me in justly such fear. “Is
this true, Father-Husband? Is this the man to bring us to the end of our world?
The end of our love? And she did shed upon me tears in a manner and in an
innocence that did bring a stirring to my soul and to my body. “Perhaps to the
world as we know it, my dear child. Unbelievers are destined to scream and fry
in the infernal eternal flames of Hell,” I said…lovingly. “But not our love.
Our love, will never end, my love.” And so it was that Billy-Jo, in her fear
and in her awe and in her love, snuggled into me tightly. And thus, with Donald
Trump and Hillary Clinton looking upon us, I, for the second time last night,
filled the young body of my dear dear wife with Holly Spirit.
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