Friday, September 25, 2009

Treeson


We New Zealanders have been criticised rightly for our Tall Poppy Syndrome—i.e. our propensity to criticise or otherwise ridicule those among us who succeed. And by the way I don’t believe we are alone in that or that it is necessarily a fault... I am sure that other nations do it. And those who don’t, such as Australia, are displaying an unwarranted arrogance and, in Australia’s case, a need to obviate the claim of once a convict always a convict. But we New Zealanders do knock down our achievers and it is not a good look. It’s for that reason I am reluctant to write about Sir Howard Morrison. Sir Howard died yesterday. That is sad. He will be missed. He achieved much. And was much loved. But not by me. I met him a couple of times and each time he was an arrogant son of a bitch. That’s my experience and my opinion. However, that is not important, nor is it what this Fryday is about. This Fryday is about how the media has treated Sir Howard’s death and Sir Howard’s death has been treated with an overkill bordering on the obscene. Both major television networks were live at Ohinemutu last night. Why? What did that add to the story, other than give Temuera Morrison an opportunity to grandstand? And why did the death of a man, who happens to be part Maori, give justification for Simon Dallow to deliver his introduction entirely in Maori? And as for “the great Totara has fallen” uttered by all and sundry—spare me. Even Radio New Zealand had erstwhile Howard Morrison Quartet member Wi Wharekura proclaiming that Sir Howard’s death made him (Wi) a superstar! I know that’s not Radio New Zealand’s fault, but perhaps they should have shut Wi up or not put him to air instead of him making a fool of himself. There was and no doubt will be more of this media orgy, but I have neither the time nor the space to list it, and frankly can’t be bothered. Sir Howard was a flamboyant character and, as he admitted on many occasions, an egotist. He would have loved all this media attention and considered it warranted. He was after all The Great Totara. Fair enough. But this little sapling finds it all a little sickening, that’s all.

Friday, September 11, 2009

The 2009 Hamilton List

Regular readers are aware that Fryday publishes the annual Hamilton Books List. This is a list of books currently in Hamilton public libraries, which, for the reasons specified, have drawn some distinction. Fryday is indebted to the Hamilton Public Libraries service for the 2009 list.

• Most Stolen Book: Oily Rag—Living for next to nothing in Hamilton.
• Most Despised Book: Next to Nothing—An Aucklander’s view of Hamilton.
• Most Popular Book: (still) The Cowma Sutra—Discourses on Bovine Love.
• Thinnest Book: Hamilton Alive!—The Colour & Vibrancy of Hamilton.
• Thickest Book: God’s Own—The Religious Influence in Hamilton Councils.
• Most Popular Art Book—The Da Vinci Code.
• Quickest Read: The Influencers—Hamiltonians Who Have Made a Difference.
• Most Requested Book: Field of Dreams—A Photographic Essay of Sheep in Their Natural Habitat.
• Least Requested Book: Banking on it—John Banks and the Greater Auckland.
• Most Acclaimed Reference Book: A Higher Standard--Aerial Top-Dressing in the Waikato.
• Most Popular Autobiography: (Equal First) Hard to Swallow by Bill Clinton and First Love—Only a Cattleman Understands by George W. Bush (as told to Bess T. Ality).
• Most Repeatedly Taken Out: The Compulsive Obsessive—A Manual.
• Most Acclaimed Sports Book: Knot in This Life—How to Tie Good Knots.
• How To Drive Books: (Tie) The New Zealand Road Code and Dukes of Hazard—The Early Years.
• Religious Doctrines: (Tie) The Bible and Straight Furrow.
• Most Popular DVD(s): None—no demand.
• Most Popular VHS Videos: Country Calendar.
• Most Popular Computer Book: About Your Amstrad.
• Most Popular in Library: (By Public Survey, and still!) Calendar Girls—Taking Stock, The Best of Country Calendar.

Whetu Calls: Water Gate

  Whetu is an old friend of Fryday’s. Not that I think he knows that. He doesn’t have email or access to the internet. In fact, he is so far...